November 1, 2009

Intelligent Design and the Atheist's Nightmare

I was thinking about Intelligent Design the other day when I was suddenly interrupted by the hiccups. I then got a cramp in my leg, my foot twitched, and my ears began to ring (as they sometimes do). After taking some Sudafed to alleviate my allergies (especially to pollen), I spent the evening trimming my unibrow and clipping my fingernails. I also took a shower, lest I start to stink!! Fortunately, though, God made bananas just right for eating.




2 comments:

  1. This man is saying that the 'tab' is at the 'top' of the banana, in fact that is the stem (bottom) of the banana. Bananas grow 'upward'. It is much easier to peel a banana starting at the other end, just ask any monkey!

    http://www.banana-tree.com/banana-musa-ice-cream-banana.html

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ARLsUbjec&feature=related

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  2. Bananas are also strangely perfect for shoving up one's asshole. God intended it that way.

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